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Practice for Monday

I’m tired, dizzy,

Nauseous, weak.

I cannot smell.

It hurts to speak.

I cannot walk.

I long to die!

I can’t go to work

Nor (God forbid) lie.

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Perception of Eternity

Time is not eternal:

It will someday go away,

And we’ll be left in timelessness

For eternity to stay.
Time is not eternal:

We’ve only got today,

But luckily we have meetings

To make it feel that way.

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Three Day Weekend

I’m busy as an ugly hooker,

Yet I have no free time

To clean the house or exercise

Or come up with a requisite rhyme.

The lazy Sunday model

Is how every day should be.

I’m doing the same this Monday.

Let’s hear it: Who’s with me?

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Justice

He said “Happy Monday!”

So I shot him with a gun-day.

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The Best I’ve Got

A panda, a koala, 

A grizzly, and a pooh

Walked into the city 

After they left the zoo.

They walked into a bar

And all ordered a coke.

This isn’t much of a poem,

Nor is it much of a joke.

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Bargaining

Monday comes again.

Seems it happens every week.

Can’t we skip this one?

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Just One of Those

Pale morning sun
Rises softly in the East.
Monday again. F***.

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No-Mo-Wri-Mo

First Monday of November:
The very special day
When thousands of aspiring writers
Throw NaNoWriMo dreams away.

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Human Nature

Early Monday morning
And the sun has yet to rise.
My alarm clock is screaming
But I won’t open my eyes.

There are still many hours
Of sleep to be enjoyed,
So I don’t get up on Monday.
(That’s prob’ly why I’m unemployed).

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