Tag Archives: Socks

Preview of the State of the Union, 2023

Socks suck!

That’s an absolute fact.

They make your feet sweaty

And fail to attract.

They’re itchy and tubular,

Brown, black, and white

But if paired with some sandals

I guess they’re alright…

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Checkmate, Libertarians!

Anyone who says taxes

Are not part of nature’s desire

Has never put a pair of socks

Into any sort of a dryer.

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Love is a Feat

I’ve fallen in love, which traps me
Between a hard place and a rock
‘Cause she’s a sandals type of girl
And I… Well, I’m a sock.

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