Yesterday I got a badge
From my blog on WordPress here
That said “you’ve made 1,337 posts.”
Of that I’m glad to hear.
I wonder about the programmer
Who came up with that badge though.
Why 1,337 is so important…
Will we ever really know?
Sure, there is 1,000.
There is 2,000 too.
1,500, 999, or even 2,002.
But 1,337
Was the number this guy chose.
Well, thanks for sticking with me
And sharing moments just like those!
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Several days ago
700 followers we hit.
I realize at self-promotion
I really am… Less than optimal.
Thank you for supporting
My daily slog of passion
And commenting to show love,
Not merely to cash in.
All 704 of you
Are deserving of praise and respect
For you have displayed great taste
And superior intellect.
Now that I’ve bribed you with kindness
(All of which is sincere, by the way)
I bid you good night ’til tomorrow
When I’m hopefully inspired again.
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I dedicate today’s poem
To all my followers and fans.
All of you are really very splendid.
You’re the remarkable few
On the internet who
Can read this stuff without being offended.
Without the lot of you
I’d have to read my own haiku
Which is something I’d probably despise,
And thanks to a special pair
Who comment here and there
My penis is sixteen times its original size.
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