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Or They Might Just Be Cats… But I Feel Like This Gives These Deadly Predators Some Character

I wonder if the tigers at the zoo

Feel embarrassed when they have to poo

But they’re too proud for admitting

That they’re timid about shitting

And that’s why they always look so blue?

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Different Blokes

Steve and Sharocco are tigers

But they are not alike.

Steve enjoys a day at the spa;

Sharocco likes to hike.

Steve likes Bob Ross videos;

Sharocco likes to knit.

But both love eating human flesh

So along they somehow get.

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