I am home at last!
If you read my last six posts
There’s no secret code.
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Vacation, Part VII
I am home today.
My gators ate well last week.
Should have read part five…
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Vacation, Part VI
Have you ever looked
Straight into the setting sun
And thought, “I am dumb”?
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Vacation, Part V
Three more days at sea.
Alligators in my moat
Must want food by now…
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Vacation, Part IV
If a bear eats me
You won’t know ‘til August 10th.
Does that comfort you?
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Vacation, Part III
If you’re reading this
But part two does not exist
Blame WordPress, not me.
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Vacation, Part II
Here’s the second one.
If you’re reading this, I am
Blissfully at sea.
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Vacation, Part I
Getting on a cruise.
I wrote seven poems for
Scheduled publishing…
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Poems From My Vacation 6 – Victoria, BC
The Gardens of Butchart are marvelous,
A sprawling Canadian eden
Where flowers abound over hillock and mound
And employees spend all their day’s weedin’.
The Gardens are themed geographically,
With Italian and Japanese spaces
And the gelato shop sold, for $8 a pop,
Icy treats to put smiles on faces.
Nearby was the Butterfly Garden
With bugs, birds, turtles, and more
And you could just sit as the butterflies flit
And the lizards abound on the floor.
Overall, ‘twas a wonderful venture
Into flora and fauna domestic.
If you find yourself in Victoria too
Both sites are grand and majestic.
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Poems from My Vacation 5 – Skagway
Skagway has a choo-choo ride
Up through an icy pass.
My wife and I ate burgers there
‘Cause the cruise burgers were… fine.
There was a tram that led up to
Majestic mountains silver.
They also sold alpaca clothes
That cost so much they… fine?
We watched a film about the rush
For gold in Yukon lands.
The supply of actual gold to find
Far outweighed demand
And so a lot of horses died
(And sure, some humans too).
My wife got sick… I found a stick…
Did I mention the choo-choo?
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The Daily Travesty 