“There’s no such thing as magic”
Is what the stranger said,
So I dropped the pulsing rainbow orb
And hit him with a pan instead.
Tag Archives: Weapons
My Vegan Arsenal Begins
I went to the dollar store
To buy a concealable weapon.
Something with menace
From a gangster from Venice,
But a gun or knife I didn’t want to be schleppin’.
So discount Dominic
Sold me a satisfactory piece:
It weighs but an ounce
And helps when I pounce.
Ever seen some grass knuckles like these?
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