If you put your life on the line
To defend our nation
You get one day for
A long weekend vacation.
If you decide
“Everyone turns me on”
You get all of June
To be praised unto dawn.
But whether you’re mad
That the alphabet crew
Get a month, or that veterans
Kinda get screwed
What we must remember
With all we hold dear
Is that China gives bunnies
A whole freakin’ year!
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Chinese chicks are selfish
When it comes to bedroom acts.
You may not, at first, believe me
So I come equipped with facts:
Their zodiac has animals
Like Rabbit, Dog, and Ox.
Missing (eaten) is the Pussycat.
Still present are the Cocks.
The Beaver’s been devoured
But not the Dragon or the Snake.
It seems most Fish and Birds get eaten,
But hey! That’s just my take…
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The Daily Travesty 