June 23, 2020 · 5:23 pm
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From the Diary of Washington’s Next Top Martyr

This afternoon, Jay Inslee,

The Governor of WA,

Mandated everyone wear masks

To which I stated: “Ha!”

The problem with such mandates

Is that if up the police show

You can say “I’m attracted to plants today”

And they have to let you go.

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  1. Beth Heffernan's avatar Beth Heffernan
    June 23, 2020 at 9:07 pm

    I wish he was a martyr.
    Or maybe political tarter.
    Just go away, Jay,

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