Maybe if we hugged
Pterodactyls every day
We would have world peace
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Cheese comes from a can
Also from mammal udders
Therefore cows are steel
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Climate change is bad.
So is hitting little kids.
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Flying Time
There comes a time,
From time to time,
When time passes too quickly.
Through times of joys
For girls and boys,
But not times that are sickly.
So I ask time
Just one more time
“Must you fly when we’re having fun?”
And in a timely way
Time did say
“I don’t if your joy’s never done.”
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This is Rain
This is rain.
This is rain.
Rain is like water
That falls from the clouds.
Rain is like a simile that is not redundant,
Nor does it repeat itself or say the same thing more than once.
In fact, rain does not say anything at all,
But if it it did, it would say “Moo”
Because rain often falls on cows,
And it’s useful to speak the same language as those around you.
Rain is the color of chemically bonded hydrogen and oxygen
Kept between zero and one-hundred degrees celsius.
It is wise beyond its years,
Especially since it doesn’t have a brain,
And quiet, except when you are sleeping or trying to concentrate
And wise beyond its years.
Rain is like water, falling from the clouds,
The sky trying to punch the Earth
And failing,
Because the sky has no muscles or arms.
This is rain.
This is rain.
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