There are lots of similarities
Between Epstein and Tolkien’s elves:
Both hang around with youngsters
And neither of them kill themselves.
Tag Archives: Elves
Why Elves Are Wise
If an idiot, moron, or joke
Or another dim-witted bloke
Puts their foot into their maw
And make a sage of themselves,
They become elves
With arrows and wizards. Oh ya!
The Daily Travesty 