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Legolas and Pitiless

There are lots of similarities

Between Epstein and Tolkien’s elves:

Both hang around with youngsters

And neither of them kill themselves.

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One’s a Crowd

I’m a lonely little elf

In the presence of myself.

The solitude, it hurts my head.

I just wish I’d stop talking and go to bed.

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Why Elves Are Wise

If an idiot, moron, or joke

Or another dim-witted bloke

Puts their foot into their maw

And make a sage of themselves,

They become elves

With arrows and wizards. Oh ya!

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