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If I were a monster

I’d want to be Godzilla.

He’s the definition of

A true cold-blooded killa’.

And if the other monsters

Were being unfriendly blokes

I could prob’ly diss them with

A good “your Mothra” joke.

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If I could be a monster

A dragon’d be real swell.

If I exhale heavily

The room would go to Hell.

I’d hang out with princesses

And burn knights on a stick

And although I couldn’t use it much

I’d have a giant… wingspan.

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I want to be a monster

And as a white man I’m quite close.

If only I could do something

That’s really, really gross…

All these thoughts of monsters

Have really gotten to me,

But since I can’t be Godzilla

I’ll just vote for Hillary!