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June 25, 2018 · 3:02 pm

A Spartan Limerick

Imagine that after a battle

You found an Athenian child with the cattle…

The adopter would be thanked

But if the kid couldn’t be spanked

The adopters are up a Greek without a paddle.

If your life is a “1” out right now

When you’re dead it might be a “10,”

Like the ancient Greek guy, Thermos,

Who’s laughing his ass to death again.

Όλοι στην Ελλάδα

είναι το γέλιο τώρα.

Σου είπα.