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Summertime

That time of night has come at last

When the fan blows on your feet

And you wear your thinnest underwear

To beat the evening heat,

When the bedsheet becomes optional

And clothing does as well

And we see the smiling upside

Of an afterlife in Hell.

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Hot In More Ways Than One?

I asked how hot the weather was

On a scale of one to ten,

But apparently that’s boring

So I rephrased and asked again:

“On a scale that starts at Poop

“And goes until my Sadie Sink

“How hot is it?” They said “Satan’s balls”

And now I don’t know what to think…

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