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Streaming Exclusively On Disney Plus

I think it would be fun

If they made a new Jumanji movie

But it was a free-to-play mobile Jumanji

And they spent all five hours of the movie

Grinding for Jumanjewels

Before they gave up and decided

The old, murdery Jumanji

Wasn’t that bad after all…

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Maybe This Is Why That Sub-Genre Is Dead

You know Jumanji,

Zathura and such –

Those movies where board games

Get to be a bit much?

I think this election

Is the Jumanji-equivalent

Of Monopoly, where rich people

Make voters ambivalent.

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