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What I Learned In English Class

Many a novelist worked all their lives

Studying classics and ignoring their wives

To write down a tale of legend and lore

That would outdo the authors who’ve written before.

Thousands of books line the library shelves

Depicting the foibles of demons and elves

And most of these pages (perhaps even all)

Cannot grip human minds like a big rubber ball.

A book needs attention; A ball just needs love

As you smack it with hands from below and above.

You may frown a bit when a character dies

But when the ball touches ground there are zero dry eyes.

A book has beginning and middle and end

But a ball is forever, moreso than a friend.

A book may be boring, but have ye no fear

For the fun’s never done when you play with a sphere!

So authors so erudite, hear my decree:

Stop fighting for writing. Let literature be

And trade out your quill for a beach ball (or three)

And see what an adventure “no-floor-ball” can be!

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Keepy-Uppy Should Be An Olympic Sport

Make up fancy sports

With eight-hundred page rule books?

Nah. Play “don’t drop ball”.

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Special Ed Games

If they say “duck” then you’re in luck.

If they say “goose” you must vamoose.

If they say “I will reduce carbon emissions”

You’re playing with future politicians.

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Checkers

Checkers is like Chess

If you like thinking less.

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Chess

Chess is a game played on a board

Where you use wit and not a sword

To slay a king opposing yours

Instead of doing your daily chores.

The queen and rooks and pawns and knights

All run around and get in fights

To prove, once and for all, just who

Has nothing else better to do

Than read a hundred books about

Which piece is best to first move out

Or what series of moves will make concrete

The other colored king’s defeat.

It’s not a skill you learn in school.

It’s not a skill to make you cool

And yet Chess will outlive us all

So grab a board and have a ball!

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There Will Be Signs…

If I ever say

“Let’s play some Monopoly”

I’ve been body-snatched.

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Good… You’re Finally Awake!

There once was a dragonborn chap

Who fell into an Imperial trap.

But in an odd twist

He was not on the list

And then down a dragon did flap…

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Perspectives

There was a competitive game

Where everyone’s setup’s the same.

The winners opined

“This game’s well-designed”

But the loser opined, “No, it’s lame.”

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Games, Then And Now

Games Now

So each of you has a unique lord

That determines if you place your board

At the forest’s edge or river’s ford

Before you fight the endless hoard.

On your turn, you have three actions

To influence the seven factions

Through use of normal or dire impactions…

Oops! Here’s the glossary of contractions.

So, then, after the action phase

You choose which players fold or raise

And the loser of the wager pays

To choose which opponent the goblin slays.

Repeat like this for three more rounds

Until the hoard no longer abounds

At which point we imitate the sounds

Of the wyverns fleeing from the grounds.

The winner is the player who’s

Captured the most opponent’s clues

Without revealing their unique ruse

And after paying union dues.

Games Then

So you roll a pair of dice

And you move that many squares

And you pay each other money

Until no one really cares.

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Intro To VR Games

Just stand here and look around

And see the zombies, hear the sound…

You’ll be ok. The only failing

Is if you trip over the railing.

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