There was like a guy from like somewhere
Who like liked like things like like long hair.
He like like-liked this girl
Whose hair had like a curl
And he was like “I like like-like you. So there.”
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How to be Liked
The very best way,
A kitten would say
As it cuddled a puppy by the TV,
To get a like on a post
Is to fill it, not to boast,
With things that are liked by the majority.
Relaxing and flowers,
April and May showers,
And having all your limbs intact
Are often good choices,
So raise up your voices
And pander to the public. In fact…
This strategy here
Is held near and dear
To the hearts of most modern politicians.
But politics will
Your interest, kill
And with that, this poem comes to fruitions.
(Or not, if you don’t want it to).
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