Tag Archives: Online Shopping

December 15, 2019 · 8:23 pm

Watch Yourself

Please keep the word mum

‘Cause I did something dumb:

I ordered a clock.

Now at my door, a knock!

I fear my time has come…

Next day shipping,
Overnight,
Two day ground,
One day flight.

With all these options
In the mix
Why’d two-day shipping
Still take six?