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Wait… Did You Ask Why The End Of The Lines Don’t Rhyme? *Prepares Taser*

Too many monkeys jumping on the bed.

One fell off and cracked his head.

His mama called the doctor and the doctor said

“What kinda Planet of the Apes shit is going down at your house, monkey mama?!”

Lots of police men knocking at the door.

The doctor asks “what is this for?”

Police say, “violent language towards Simian-Americans. What’s more

“We’re revoking your medical license and giving you life without parole.”

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Why Honesty Is A Dying Virtue

People these days

Are way too PC.

Take my friend (who for privacy

And rhyming’s sake we’ll call “B”).

B got offended
When I said “poop and pee.”

Even so, it’s still what

Her dinner tasted like to me.

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