A riot is when you’re angry
So you burn and steal money.
A riot’s also when you laugh
Because something is funny.
Tag Archives: Riots
The Schmoe Has Chutzpah!
I set my piggy bank on fire
And it burned for seven days.
I threw it at the police
And they murmured their “Oy vey”s.
I watched the burning money fly
Precisely, without fail,
And thus have I invented
The Mazal Tov Cocktail.
Filed under Poems
Now I Have An Excuse Never To Run For Public Office!
Here’s to George,
The man who died,
And in so doing
Showed it’s safe outside
To gather en masse
Without pandemic fears.
May he be remembered
When the next “plague” appears!
Filed under Poems
Well, That Escalated Quickly…
If someone stomps a snail to death,
Then snails burn down a city,
Why is that conducive to
Making people think snails aren’t shitty?
Filed under Poems
The Daily Travesty 