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February 23, 2026 · 8:50 pm

Introducing Your 2028 President Elect

I do not know the muffin man.

I really don’t know nothing, man.

All I know is muffin man

Repeats things, so I’m told.

I’ll tell you of the muffin man

Since you’re no fan of muffin man.

You’ll hear repeats by muffin man

‘Cause the teleprompter’s old.

There once was a politician (read: liar)

Whose teleprompter went haywire.

She said “34 days”

About 34 ways

And CNN wrote “…continues to inspire.”