If I were a turtle
I would be more fertile.
I’d have more girl turtles to court.
Also nothing but fertile
Rhymes well with turtle
And turtles don’t care if you’re short.
Tag Archives: Turtles
When Dreams Can’t Come True
Her grew up studying ninjitsu.
He thought it would be fun
To join the teenage mutant turtles,
But he was 21.
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