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September 12, 2023 · 8:59 pm

Still Better Than The Cardinals

There once was a team from New York

That played like a twelve-week-old pork.

They signed Aaron Rodgers

But that poor old codger’s

Injured now, and they ask “What the fork?”

I never thought I’d be happy

To lose the shirt off my back,

To run out of money, be told I’m not funny,

And become some animal’s snack.

I’d never thought I’d be happy

To have that stuff happen to me

And as it turns out they still haven’t

So I guess life is going as expected.

My Brother is wealthy,

My Sister is wise,

My Dad’s got great hair

And my Mom has great eyes.

You should see my Aunt’s heart

Or my Grandfather’s spine,

But if you like cuticles

No one can beat mine.