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When You Least Expect It

Sometimes you bite

A chocolate chip cookie

But it’s actually oatmeal raisin.

Sometimes you meet with

A girl you don’t like

But she’s actually really amazin’.

Sometimes you’re hired

For the job of your dreams

Which turns into something you dread.

Sometimes a cookie

Is only a cookie

But sometimes it’s a chimpanzee’s head.

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The Ending No One Saw Coming!

I never thought I’d be happy

To lose the shirt off my back,

To run out of money, be told I’m not funny,

And become some animal’s snack.

I’d never thought I’d be happy

To have that stuff happen to me

And as it turns out they still haven’t

So I guess life is going as expected.

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