There are more cookies in my belly
Than on the cooling rack.
That’s my reward for exercise
So I think I’m on the right track.
Tag Archives: Cookies
The Gingerbread’s Regrets
I told them to run, run, run.
In fact, I mercilessly taunted.
Alas the final result
Was nothing like what I wanted.
I did not fully consider
When all was said and done
The degree of just how slowly
We cookie-men can run.
Filed under Poems
The Egg D’oh-ner
Elle was a klutz
And Sam was a flake.
They met at the annual
Cookie bake.
Sam showed up late
Looking to eat,
And when Elle saw him
She swept herself off her feet.
Their eyes met for a moment,
That’s just how things go,
And the two of them bonded
Over raw cookie dough.
The flake fed his klutz
And the klutz fed her fella
The raw-eggy dough.
‘Twas the love of Sam and Ella.
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The Daily Travesty 