I told them to run, run, run.
In fact, I mercilessly taunted.
Alas the final result
Was nothing like what I wanted.
I did not fully consider
When all was said and done
The degree of just how slowly
We cookie-men can run.
Tag Archives: Running
In The Long Run
I broke my all time record
In the 100 meter dash.
I was a wild jungle cat,
And faster than the flash,
And yet I came in second place
‘Cause I misunderstood the rules.
That’s why I ran a 5K
In a minute thirty-two.
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