Cookies for breakfast,
Pizza for lunch,
Twelve donuts for dinner,
But I did one crunch!
Tag Archives: Exercise
Go There And Do Nothing
Don’t send her a breakup text
Next time your love’s in doubt.
Instead you take her to the gym
To show her how you’re not working out.
Filed under Poems
At the Gym
I came to the gym just to train,
And I tried to exercise well.
Then some guy says to me “No pain, no gain.”
I think he’ll be happy in Hell.
Filed under Poems
The Daily Travesty 