Tag Archives: Lawyers

Legal Advice

“Where there’s a will, there’s a way.“

That’s what my lawyer did say

When he wrote me a will

And then sent me a bill

And I told him that I couldn’t pay.

Leave a comment

Filed under Poems

Elon? Any Ideas?

They say there’s a place for everything

And everything should go in its place.;

My only question is how to efficiently

Send all the lawyers to the vacuum of space.

Leave a comment

Filed under Poems

How To Hedge Your Bets

If you’re a divorce lawyer

Being polygamous is wise

‘Cause you’ll get a lot of business

And you’re already good with lies.

Leave a comment

Filed under Poems