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Yes, I Owned A Walkman. Why Do You Ask?

Let me walk you through a moment

Of what I call “being me.”

Instead of streaming music

And paying a monthly fee

I plugged in my computer

From around 2008,

Pressed power on at 6:15

And it booted up by 8:00,

Loaded up my iTunes

From before it was an app

Then uploaded some files

That will make my right foot tap,

Plugged in my phone and synced it

For an hour and a half

Then enjoyed my music free of charge

With a joyful millennial laugh.

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Millennial Fantasies

Sometimes when I’m feeling blue

I try a little trick

Where I think I’m a Pokemon

Who’s very, very sick

And instead of going to my job

I go to the free healthcare place

And the happy nurse makes me feel better.

Then I punch my boss’s face.

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