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The Win Streak Will Be ‘Roit Back After These Messages

There once were the Seahawks on Monday

And we hoped it would end a fun day,

But the offense was off

And perfect was Goff…

At least it’s the Giants on Sunday!

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If Only The British Had An Army Of Sentient Bears, America Might Never Have Existed #ThingsFootballTaughtMe

One day in ye olde Boston faire

Some guys had a tea party there.

Then some bears mauled them… mean!

33 to 14

And yeah, the analogy ends there.

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