I’ve been awake
For fourty hours now.
Almost got murdered
By a stray dog tonight.
I’m whiter than mayo
Or milk from a cow
But they released #PokemonGo
So I guess I’m alright.
Tag Archives: Pokemon
Fandoms
Frodo was a wizard
In a blue police box.
He keeps watch over Gotham
And wears “Game of Thrones” socks.
His nemesis was Gary Oak.
He aimed to misbehave.
If you understand this poem
Give a fellow fan a wave.
Gotta Catch The One
When I was a kid
My hardest choice
Was choosing between Charizard
And Blastoise.
I’ve grown up since then,
Lived through rises and falls,
And I now capture hearts
Instead of monsters in balls.
And I’ve met many women,
But no no love proved true.
But I caught all 150
When I laid eyes on you.
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