Harry Potter was a boy
Who got shot by a wizard,
But mom’s love made the spell turn Voldy’s
Nose into a lizard.
Harry Potter, boy who lived!
Harry Potter dandy!
Phoenix feather in his wand
In book 4 comes in handy!
He stole a rock from Voldemort
And killed an evil snake guy,
Used time turners to save Buckbeak
And got betrayed by Mad-Eye.
Harry Potter growing up!
Harry Potter struggles,
Recalling when his biggest fear
Was growing up with muggles.
In book 5 we meet Dolores,
The most hated villain,
Then in book six Dumbledore dies
And Voldemort’s just chillin’.
Harry Potter leaves the school!
Harry Potter camping
‘Til he finds the Deathly Hallows
And gets to horcrux stamping.
Harry dies, but oops! It’s okay.
Dumbledore had planned it
And he and Voldy have a duel
Because the plot demands it.
Harry Potter wins the day!
He becomes a daddy
And sends his kids to boarding school
Like when he was a laddy.
