Tag Archives: Venezuela

January 4, 2026 · 10:33 am

English Empire? Hold My Beer…

We asked Canada to become a state

But they responded with only hate.

What was poor America to do

But extend the offer to Venezuela too?

If you’re tired of Trump

Then make the jump

To sunny Venezuela!

There you can shirk

And do no work

And the socialist state will pay ya!

You’ll save so much money

It isn’t funny

‘Cause there’s nothing for sale to buy

So if you bite your thumb

‘Cause there’s no food to bum

You can tell South America “hi.”

I won “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire”

On Venezuelan TV.

Now I’m wondering where to spend it

And who will share the fries with me.