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Socialism: Free Trial Edition

If you’re tired of Trump

Then make the jump

To sunny Venezuela!

There you can shirk

And do no work

And the socialist state will pay ya!

You’ll save so much money

It isn’t funny

‘Cause there’s nothing for sale to buy

So if you bite your thumb

‘Cause there’s no food to bum

You can tell South America “hi.”


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A: Burger King, Somebody Named Consuéla

I won “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire”

On Venezuelan TV.

Now I’m wondering where to spend it

And who will share the fries with me.

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