I got a job at the olive oil factory
And my coworker is a nun.
Now they can write “Extra Virgin” again
‘Cause for a while they just had one.
Tag Archives: Virgins
August 24, 2017 · 7:31 pm
How Else Would You Pass The Time When You’re All Tied-Up, Half-Naked, And Waiting For Rescue?
I bet that back in elder days,
When dragons roamed the sky
And virgins all got kidnapped
To be rescued by some guy
That said virgins played a game
Where, in a future land,
They were ordinary citizens
Who love they did demand
From virgins playing games
In which they acted like a knight
Rescuing imaginary virgins
Kidnapped by dragons. Am I right?
The Daily Travesty 