Tag Archives: White

January 4, 2024 · 5:12 pm

White People Be Rappin’ Like

If I had a hippo

You wouldn’t gimme no lip, yo.

But I’ve got an elephant

And you’re just like “omg, can’t.”

So I just bought a rat,

So have fun with that

As I pull out my gator

And say “see ya later.”

Three grey crows

Walk into a bar

Where liberals make jokes

About how white they are.

I’ve been awake

For fourty hours now.

Almost got murdered

By a stray dog tonight.

I’m whiter than mayo

Or milk from a cow

But they released #PokemonGo

So I guess I’m alright.