I walked up to a stranger
And promptly said “I’m bored.”
Turns out he’s a genie.
“I’ve heard your wish, my lord.”
Alas, the genie’s spelling
Was unfortunately poor,
And that’s the tale of how
I became a two-by-four.
Tag Archives: Wishes
Love in the Time of Gigabytes
I wish that we were pixels
Brought to life by LED.
I wish that ones and zeroes
Were all there was to you and me.
I wish we could reload our save
Whenever we had a fight,
But instead we’ve got reality
To see us through the night.
Our lives would sure be simpler
If the internet had a guide
To tell us what we need to share
And what we need to hide.
We’d get along much better
If you could simply pay
To get extra relationship points…
Oh wait, that’s Valentine’s Day…
I wish that we were perfect.
If I could make it so, I would.
I’m not perfect, nor are you,
But I’m content with good.
Yes, life would be simpler
As little dots of light,
But instead we’ve got reality
And with you, that’s quite alright.
Not The Adventurous Sort
If I could be any animal
For just a single day
I would be a human
‘Cause right now my life’s ok.
Filed under Poems
My Wishes (The plasma gun song)
I wish I had a Plasma Gun
‘Cause that would be a lot of fun.
You can bet I wouldn’t set it on stun!
I wish I had a Plasma Gun.
I wish I had a Lightsaber
And a suit of armor like Darth Vader
And claim paternity over total strangers.
I wish I had a lightsaber.
I wish I had a Jetpack
Because it rhymes with Net Hack.
Flying through the air with a backpack,
I wish I had a Jetpack.
If I had all these wishes
I’d shoot and lightsaber some fishes.
Then I’d fly away with my bitches,
And I’d never again wash the dishes!
Filed under Poems
The Daily Travesty 