I’m my softball league’s head chef;
For optimal nutrition
I like to make a Bundt cake
To get guys in a scoring position.
Tag Archives: Baking
I Made Them For You!
Goats don’t make good rolling pins:
That’s how this recipe begins.
They kick and spit and stomp and bray
But my cookies taste fine anyway.
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The Rabbits Do…
I know you love my carrot cake
Whenever I get the urge to bake,
So I cannot understand why
You didn’t like my carrot pie.
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The Baker’s Discovery
What’s all this talk about pickle bread?
Why’s it so hush hush? Do you know?
And why’s it predominately women
Who enjoy this fancy new dill dough?
Oh.
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