A # walked into a bar
Where an ! and a & are.
They met up with $
And the bartender hollered
“We don’t tolerate that $&#! here.”
Tag Archives: Censorship
H*ck Yeah!
If you’re afraid someone might think
That you’re sort of a d*ck
Then emulate the mainstream news
And use this little tr*ck
Wherein you take a common word
Like ch*cken, sn*ke, or d*sc
And replace one relevant l*tter
With a h*ndy asterisk!
N*body can blame you
Or say you’re being r*de
‘Cause words like f*ck and bullsh*t
Are not, in themselves cr*de.
Don’t w*rry about the fact
That you can read all this just f*ne:
What m*tters is that readers
Know you h*ven’t got a sp*ne.
Filed under Poems
Tired Piggy gets Censored
Tired Piggy takes a nap
And dreams about a duck.
Tired Piggy doesn’t care:
He doesn’t give a (darn).
Tired Piggy awakes
On a chair on which he sits.
He feels a tugging in his intestines
And Tired Piggy (excuses himself).
Tired Piggy isn’t interesting.
He is an awful bore.
He looks to find some romance,
So he hires a (court jester).
Tired Piggy isn’t crude,
Although he tries to be.
Now tell the censors to (darn) themselves
They’re doing a (court jester)-ible job censoring me.
Filed under Poems
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