So World War 3 is imminent
And everyone’s poor and depressed
But they’re selling egg nog at Costco again
So I feel a little less stressed
Tag Archives: Costco
When You Need The Product To Use The Product
Today I bought a laser sword
That can cut through anything.
The only problem is that it’s in
The plastic Costco packaging…
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Who Doesn’t Want 30 Pounds Of Escargot, After All?
You know that food you enjoy
Every once in a while,
That you can heat in a minute
And always makes you smile?
What if that niche pleasure
Came in a 500 pack for a dollar?
If you want to pay us to buy that
Just give old Costco a holler!
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The Daily Travesty 