“Oh hello there honey,
I was just out with the boys.
I won’t do it again without telling you.”
(We did more than just make noise).
“People of my Country,
I will give you what you want.
For I, like you, am a humble man, all right.”
(Peasants, give me what I want).
“I was stuck in traffic.”
“No, your butt does not look fat.”
“Darling, why would someone ever lie to you?”
(They should like the sound of that).
We think lies will free us,
Like a “get out of jail free.”
And surely we’ll remember them all because
We lie so damn cleverly.
Blog Spam
Dear reader, I would like to say
That I learned something new today.
And, though I shouldn’t be, shocked I am
That people leave comments that are spam.
For instance, one I got today
Was a comment that did say
That my posting was informative.
Did they misread it, or are they conformative?
Anyone who reads and thinks
My posts are meaningful has indulged in drinks
Except for the infrequent ones,
But they are seldom very fun.
So if you think “this is good written”
Please do not make it something written.
I do not want to read your spam.
I already have some, Sam-I-Am.
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