Rosa Chinensis is vermillion
Viola Sororia is cerulean.
Whether or not I write with a thesaurus
Can be expressed as a value that’s boolean.
Tag Archives: Synonyms
I Want A Woman Who Respects Anatomical Vocabulary Decisions
I have a stomach summit,
An abdominal alley,
A gut gulch, a paunch pouch,
A beneath-the-vest valley,
A digester dugout,
A taut torso trench,
But she said “Belly-Button”
So I dumped the wench.
Filed under Poems
What’s A Synonym For Thesaurus?
Within the next 26.07 fortnights
My predominant aspiration
Is to perpetuate the convention
Of heightened lexicon inflation.
Be not perturbed if reading this
Is an arduous endeavor:
Aspirations are ephemeral whilst
Prose-prevarication is forever.
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Next year my goal
Is to learn new words
But I’m also lazy
And learning’s for the birds.
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Me like words with lotsa letter
But me like to sleep-in better.
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Just An Older, Superterranean Type Of Lady
It seems every woman I meet
Is a gold digger of sorts,
Or else too young to engage
As romantically-inclined cohorts.
I’m not the sort of man who’s oft
Accused or called a whiner
But for once I want to meet a gal
Who’s not a miner or a minor.
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The Daily Travesty 