If you eat some fruit that’s mushy
It’ll put a fire in your tushy.
If you think that it will not…
I’m writing on the pot.
Tag Archives: Fruit
But Were They Replaced By Apples?
Bananas recall
When they were the phone-shaped fruit.
Ah, the good old days…
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A Few Good Runs
I eat a plum
To celebrate
A happy day,
Successful date,
A win at work,
A good night’s sleep,
Looking at a woman
Without seeming like a creep.
I’ve been succeeding
In lots of ways,
And I’ll be out of the bathroom
One of these days…
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The Daily Travesty 