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Most men want a woman,

and women want a man.

It seems like love should be easy,

and with my new method, it can!

 

My method’s known as L.A.M.E.

and it’s an acronym

For a method that works for her

and works even better for him!

 

“L” stands for lower standards,

and that’s some good advice.

For instance, you meet a friendly man

and he likes you, but has lice.

 

Lower down your standards

and I’m sure that you’ll say

“I don’t mind that you’re icky, dear,”

and now we move on to “A.”

 

“A” stands for altercations,

and it’s best if you have many.

Celebrities fight. They fight a lot,

and they make a pretty penny.

 

So next time your lover insults you

and you feel you want to argue

Fight it out in a public place

and Hollywood will write a show for you!

 

“M” stands for me, myself, and I

and I think it’s plain to see

That you’re the most improtant part of a relationship

and that’s a good place to be.

 

So when your lover says to you

“and you never think of me,”

You’ll answer that you think of yourself

and that’s the way it should be.

 

 

“E” stands for exit plan,

and it’s probably obvious

That if you follow the instructions

and you come to “wedded bliss”

 

You’re going to need an exit plan

and you’ll already be prepared.

So try it on your loved one now,

and try not to be scared.

 

Say “Honey, you are ugly

and I really couldn’t care less.”

Then fight it out in a public place

and televise your stress!

 

Remember, love is selfish

and think of “me,” good man.

Then run to love another day,

and use your exit plan.