Tag Archives: Roses

February 6, 2019 · 7:49 pm

The Last Jedi’s Valentine

A dozen roses can show your love

If flowers are what your love adores

But if you send a Rose Tico

You might accidentally kill Star Wars.

Red roses for passion.
White roses for peace.
Yellow for friendship
And renewing your lease.

Yet why I am here
Nobody knows,
For what is the meaning
Of a camouflage rose?

Roses are red,

Violets are purple.

If you’re seeking bad poems,

I’ve got a curple.

Roses are red,

Violets are not.

But they share one addiction:

They can’t live without a pot.

Some roses are red,

Some roses are white.

I forget about violets,

But nobody gives a s***.