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Launch, Pt. 1

Good morning to most of my readers!

Good afternoon to the few!

It’s a beautiful day in travesty land,

And I’m going to share it with you.

Today, I launch my book, “America:

“Land of the (Buy One, Get One) Free.”

For those who accepted my promotion,

You’ll soon get a free gift from me.

Here’s a link to the finished product,

Where you can get in in time

For your Fourth of July celebration

And at very minimal dime.

And for my non-American readers,

Thanks for putting up with this post.

You should buy the book too, ’cause it’s funny.

(It’s the truth, not merely a boast).

And for those lovely readers of mine

Who just come here for the funny,

Today’s poem is coming after I am through humming

And hopping around like a bunny.

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Get One Free and Buy One

Hello Dear Readers. I’m excited to say

That another fine book is headed your way!

It’s 69 pages of unbridled funny,

And for a short time, it’ll cost you no money!

“America: Land of the (Buy One, Get One) Free”

Is a gift to you, reader, from little old me.

You’ll get one free, and the chance to buy one.

Click the “Coming Soon” tab to see how it’s done!

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K Man

I think North America
Should no longer be a continent,
And should stop speaking English
Since it causes so much discontent.

We no longer bother to say “OK,”
Settling for just the second letter,
And just add “man” to any phrase
And man, that phrase gets better.

So my argument is this-
We should take this great dry land
And join back up with England, man,
As another Cayman Island.

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