Tag Archives: Haiku

Generous Older Man Seeking Mistletoe Fan

“Ho ho ho”, I said

Checking twice the naughty list,

Always swiping right.

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Feeling Gassy?

“Can I be my own

“Anesthesiologist?”

“Sure, knock yourself out.”

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Why The Dinosaurs Didn’t Re-Evolve

Chicken of the Sea

Serves as warning for the fish

Who would go on land.

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Happy International Men’s Day!

House all to myself.

There’s a lot of stuff to do

Like nap on the couch.

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Gift Cards

Happy Birthday dude!

Here’s cash you can only spend

Somewhere you don’t go.

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You’re Used To It By Now

5:00 AM alarm

Set for wake up tomorrow

Thus, it’s haiku night!

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Travel Plans

Flying tuna can

Crammed with average human beings.

Twice delayed so far.

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AARP ASMR

If you use YouTube

To watch people building things

Just retire now.

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If You Know, You Know

Halloween one-shot

Playing long past 9:00 PM

My nerd social life

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I’m 95% Confident

If your job includes

Subatomic particles

You may be a nerd.

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