We survived a drowning island.
We endured the burning sand.
We outlasted freezing rain
And our cousin’s cover band.
We’ve outrun giant boulders
And a crazy nazi horde
But when the radio plays songs
By Taylor Swift… Oh Lord!
Tag Archives: Survival
A Very Factual Excuse
A monstrous weasel murdered me
Yesterday around 8:00.
It was rather inconvenient
Which is why this poem’s so late.
Filed under Poems
How To Win A Fight With A Gorilla
Just don’t watch your children
When you take them to the zoo.
If it worked for Harambe
It’ll probably work for you.
Filed under Poems
The Daily Travesty 