There once was a popular singer
Whose love life was put through the ringer.
Her dreams all came true
Yet she still sings to you
About how life still gives her the finger.
Tag Archives: Taylor Swift
A Moral Dilemma
A train is coming down a track
On which doth a maiden lie.
If I took no action
It was certain that she’d die
But if I threw a lever
The train would change its track
And Taylor Swift would never die.
Now on maiden crows do snack.
Filed under Poems
I’m Just Gonna Let This Hang Here…
Swords have cross-guards,
Hammers have heads,
And NFL cornerbacks
Often have dreads.
Movies have releases
And novels have printin’s,
But why can’t Taylor Swift
Have some dirt on the Clintons?
Filed under Poems
I Respect These Hypothetical Natives
Somewhere where the roaring wind
Can give the snow a gentle lift
A solitary wolf begins
To sing the music of Taylor Swift.
And the natives nearby lie awake
Roused by the song from their nap
And pray the wind will roar even louder
To drown out the wolf ’cause who needs that crap?
Filed under Poems
The Daily Travesty 