Tag Archives: Boys

December 12, 2024 · 8:39 pm

Be Me, A 30-Year-Old Child

Wrapping paper tube

In my mind a light saber

Wife is not impressed

Young girls get to be princesses

And have real tea at their party

And have sugar and milk

And gloves made of silk,

But boys? Yep! We get to be farty!

If you never rode a bicycle

From the top of dead-man’s hill

And hit 100 miles an hour

And then took a wicked spill

And sprayed your blood all everywhere

But didn’t cry one bit

Then son, you are a wussy.

If you did, you’re full of it!